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Dear God, I wanna take a minute, not to ask for anything from you. But simply to say THANK YOU, for all that you gave me.
When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around. Thanks for everything I have.
Give thanks to the LORD in all things. Thank You LORD for giving me life and giving me a chance to live with purpose.
On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.
There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “thank you,” that would suffice.
Who does not thank for little, will not thank for much.
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.
I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and new.
You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.
This Thanksgiving is gonna be a special one. My mom says I don’t have to sit at the card table.
It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.
If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “thank you” that would suffice.
Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action.
Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men, but be careful that you do not take the day and leave out the gratitude.
What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.
Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.
Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action.
They made us many promises, more than I can remember, but they kept only one; they promised to take our land, and they did.
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These funny Thanksgiving quotes can be used to break the ice, in tense situations, awkward periods of silence, or just to get a belly laugh out of your guests. Fire off a few funny Thanksgiving jokes at the Thanksgiving table and watch Aunt Mary crack up!

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." - Jon Stewart

"Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, Here, kitty, kitty." - David Letterman

"Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty." - Michael Dresser

"Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often." – Johnny Carson

"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence." - Erma Bombeck

"What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?" - Erma Bombeck


"But see, in our open clearings, how golden the melons lie; Enrich them with sweets and spices, and give us the pumpkin-pie!" – Margaret Junkin Preston

Cute Thanksgiving Quotes Tumblr For Him About Life For Her About Frinds For Girls and Saying For Your Boyfriends

Cute Thanksgiving Quotes Tumblr For Him About Life For Her About Frinds For Girls and Saying For Your Boyfriends

Cute Thanksgiving Quotes Tumblr For Him About Life For Her About Frinds For Girls and Saying For Your Boyfriends

Cute Thanksgiving Quotes Tumblr For Him About Life For Her About Frinds For Girls and Saying For Your Boyfriends

Cute Thanksgiving Quotes Tumblr For Him About Life For Her About Frinds For Girls and Saying For Your Boyfriends

Cute Thanksgiving Quotes Tumblr For Him About Life For Her About Frinds For Girls and Saying For Your Boyfriends

Cute Thanksgiving Quotes Tumblr For Him About Life For Her About Frinds For Girls and Saying For Your Boyfriends

Cute Thanksgiving Quotes Tumblr For Him About Life For Her About Frinds For Girls and Saying For Your Boyfriends

Cute Thanksgiving Quotes Tumblr For Him About Life For Her About Frinds For Girls and Saying For Your Boyfriends

Cute Thanksgiving Quotes Tumblr For Him About Life For Her About Frinds For Girls and Saying For Your Boyfriends

Cute Thanksgiving Quotes Tumblr For Him About Life For Her About Frinds For Girls and Saying For Your Boyfriends