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source(google.com.pk)I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
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If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?
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I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
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Talking to you is the favorite part of my day.
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I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
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You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.
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You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall...is in love with me.
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When I want to smile, I know exactly what to do.. I just close my eyes and think of you.
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Girl: Why are you following me? Boy: I was told to follow my dreams. You're me dream girl..
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 6
Just a few funny quotes you could use while flirting
I was searching google, came across a webside with funny IM names...
PIcked these out
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
I aint guilty, im just not innocent
You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same
You and the bank own a very lovely home
Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Even hot girls have to fart
A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings
I don't know if I'm a player. Ask one of my girlfriends
Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass
Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my damage
Did you get your good looks from your father. He a plastic surgeon?
I never appoligize! I'm sorry, that's just not the way I am
I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup
Noticed they could be used with cocky funny in real life convosations, if used wisely... I know they sound cheesy but I think they could get a few laughs.
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